The Chicago Handshake has officially become a laughable punchline in the cocktail world, and I’m here to tell you why it’s the most overrated drink on the scene today. Once a simple shot of Jagermeister and a beer, the Handshake has morphed into a bitter, regretful experience that leaves you questioning your life choices.
The Rise and Fall of a Chicago Classic
It’s hard to believe that this drink, which used to be a rite of passage for many Chicagoans, has transformed into a bizarre amalgamation of Jeppson's Malört and a beer. I mean, who thought that pouring a shot of Malört—a spirit known for its unapologetically bitter taste—would make for a good time? The original Handshake had a certain charm, a nod to the city’s blue-collar roots, but the modern version? It’s just sad.
The Bitter Truth
Let’s get real: the Chicago Handshake is a perfect example of how marketing can ruin a good thing. Two marketers made a move to revamp the drink, but they somehow missed the mark entirely. Instead of celebrating the straightforward pleasure of a Jager and beer combo, they’ve pushed a drink that feels like a punishment. Sure, we love to embrace the quirky and the unique, but there’s a line between quirky and just plain awful.
Why It Matters Now
You might wonder why I’m bringing this up now, especially when we have pressing food issues like composting and food waste reduction dominating discussions. Well, trends in food and drink reflect our social narratives, and the Chicago Handshake is a case study in how quickly a beloved tradition can fall from grace. In a world where food waste is a major concern, it's ironic that a drink meant to celebrate camaraderie has become a symbol of disappointment.
What You Can Do
If you’re in Chicago and want to steer clear of this abomination while still enjoying local flavors, skip the Handshake and head to Somssi. This restaurant, born from a veteran of the group behind Atomix, knows how to create a memorable experience without the gimmicks. It’s all about real flavors and honest cooking, which is what our food culture needs more of.
Final Thoughts
So, here’s my hot take: the Chicago Handshake is not just overrated; it’s an example of how we can ruin a good thing by trying too hard to make it ‘trendy.’ Let’s celebrate the drinks that honor tradition rather than those that are distorted by modern marketing.
What do you think? Is the Chicago Handshake a classic worth saving or just an outdated relic? Let’s chat about it!
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